I Was Listening (I Swear) Tee — Funny Sarcastic Graphic T-Shirt

Soft, breathable, and quietly expressive — this lightweight jersey tee says what you feel without shouting. The simple front text “I Was Listening (I Swear)” sits centered on a gentle blush fabric, delivering a playful, slightly evasive vibe that fits into everyday life. Wear it to the coffee shop, during long commutes, or on low-key hangouts when you want to hint that you were paying attention — even if you missed a line or two. The crew neckline and retail fit keep the silhouette clean and easy to dress up with a blazer or layer under a cardigan. Thoughtfully made from combed, ring-spun cotton with a tear-away label, it’s comfortable against skin and built to move with you.

This tee feels like a quiet, witty companion: relaxed in tone, dependable in comfort. It’s for people who prefer dry humor, small doses of sarcasm, and clothing that reads like an inside joke. Slip it on for casual meetups, study sessions, or lazy weekends when you want your outfit to do the talking in a soft, self-aware way.

Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for a soft, breathable lightweight feel
- Retail crew-neck fit with ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape for shape retention
- Side seams provide structure and longer-lasting garment shape
- DTF/DTG printed sleeve and neck label options for crisp, vibrant text and details
- Tear-away label, REACH certified, sourced from humane, Fair Labor Association–aligned production

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean